I just arrived to Celadon, the big CITY!@ YEAH!
I was hungry, and I found a restarant! NEAT! It’s like the only one I’ve ever seen! I ate some pokesoup !!!!!!!
This guy was standing there, and he came over and sat down next to me.
“I m an adventurer!” I said.
“Sweet,” He said. “I have a gambling problem.”
“What’s that?” I asked.
“Well,” he said, “You put money into this really fun, flashy machine and more coins come out.”
“COOL!”
“And it ruins your life.”
“BUT IT FLASHES??”
“Yeah.”
“COOL!”
The man looked me up and down. “Here,” he said. AND HE GAVE ME ALL OF HIS GAMBLING COINS!
GUESS WHERE IM A GOINGGGGGGGGGGG
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