It wasn’t a suprise birthday party I guess. Maybe mom just kept her present at home for when I get back! YEAH! That’s probably it!!!!
It was pretty neat in the secret room though! It was like this awesome dance party! Everyone had whips and hats and spoke kinda funny! I told them I wanted to be the best trainer in the world and they all thot it was the “most darling thing”. I told them I wanted to be big and bad! And they said I will be one day, “shnookie pie”.
I stuck my tongue out them!
The strangers were nice and asked if I wanted to dance and I said okay, so we did the mashed potato and the twist and all sorts of other fun dances! Then this stupid poo face came and ruined all the fun. His name was Giovaney, and he said, “WHAT THE F******** is THIS NINE YEAR OLD DOING HERE”
I told him I was TEN, DUH and he looked at me all poutey. “WELL THIS IS A PICKLE” he said.
“You bet!” I told him.
Geovaney frowned at me, and said he would be right back AND NO MORE DANCING. When he came back he had a tube in his hands!
“That’s just a paper tube, stupid,” I said.
“No, its a SILPHSCOPE” Giovanney said. “It lets you see GHOSTS“
I was like “WHOAHHHHH GIVE IT TO ME NOWWWW!”
SO HE DID
He told me there are ghosts back in poopey doopey LAVENDER TOWN. IM GONNA GO!
